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Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. | Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. | ||
Version vom 23. September 2015, 18:11 Uhr
Klappen mit Punkten Beispiele
1 Klappe mit Punkten
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
You know, I was God once. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance, and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.
- Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
- Leela's gonna kill me.
- Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
2 Klappen mit Punkten Beispiel
Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". A true inspiration for the children. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
Why did you bring us here? Now what? Soothe us with sweet lies. Leela's gonna kill me. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
- Who are those horrible orange men?
- Negative, bossy meat creature!
- Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
- Why did you bring us here?
4 Klappen mit Punkten
Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Meh. You can see how I lived before I met you. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
But I've never been to the moon! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Leela's gonna kill me. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
- Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
- Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
- I'm Santa Claus!
I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Kids have names?
Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Soothe us with sweet lies. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. I'm Santa Claus! No, just a regular mistake.
- Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
- Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
- As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.